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Who was Lana Pawcel?

Last night, I was approached on Twitter by two young ladies, one of which wished me to join her on the ONLY FANS site for intimate chat.

She was not unattractive, and I have nothing against the sites, but it isn't really my thing, especially when I hardly know the lady. Yet again, I stopped her in her tracks with a simple question, which none of the ladies who approach me can answer, what do you find interesting about me?

This young lady thought she could entice me by saying she would have to buy a copy of my eBook - A Sailor'sLove - as it sounds arousing, I don't expect any sales.

LANA PAWCEL

The identity of the writer Lana Pawcel was a mystery for a while, and to me, a time of fun.

The fun came years ago, I was writing for a childrens charity book at the time, so to distance my different genres from being connected to my charity work, I created some pen-names, Al Place (detectives) is an obvious link. P.A. Canella - (mysteries) is another of my aliases, but the fun of writing as erotica writer Lana Pawcel came as much from the reaction of one writer I knew as from the writing.

We had been chatting online for weeks, when he asked, are you male or female, talking about Lana?

Considering he is better educated than me, we'd been chatting for some time, and my sense of humour. I was surprised he didn't catch the joke; Lana Pawcel is an anagram of my name - Alan W. Place.

Another funny moment came when a friend in Texas asked me if  would do an online interview in the guise of my character, Mark Johnson, the lead in my awardwinng eBook - The Chronicles of Mark Johnson - we did the interview, and posted it online, what amused us, everyone who read the interview thought it was me talking, not me talking as Mark Johnson. Mark and I share certain traits, but we are different in many ways, the interview was tounge-in-cheek, yet nobody saw that