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Sunday, 31 May 2026

Arcane on Netflix

 I feel like Jinx

Publicity costs
Yeah, Jinks and I have a lot in common.
Each time a publisher approaches me, and says "It only costs $200 for publicity," I have to tell them, that is more than I earned in my years as a writer.
Their next comment is "All you need is the right programme to boost your visibilty, and you will be seen."
"Yeah, where's the money coming from."
It is hard to be polite, when people assume you have the money for promotion, and you can't convince them as an Indie Writer, you can't justify the outlay.

Out of curiosity

 Alan Place - Mature Model

Alan Place - Sex Object?
Out of curiosity, I asked how my friend, Clara, would feel knowing I was a model on a sex site?
Her reply was "As long as it is only for show, I don't feel threatened."
I assured her, I had no intention of joining, I was curious to know how she felt, that is all.
The offers from Only Fans keep coming in.
What is about me?

Iraq

 Lebanaon

                                                               Not Israel

It in no suprise to me, that after years of blog posts about the Middle East, I finally have some readers in the area. However, despite masses of posts in support of Israel, until last year, I have not a reader in the state. The states I have readers in are Iraq, and Lebanon.

WW2 Disaster

 Bari

                           Chemical Warfare

On December 2nd, 1943, the Luftwaffe bombed the city of Bari, Italy. It was the only incident in WW2 involving chemical warfare.

Despite being advised by his supporters, Adolf Hitler was against the use of chemical warfare as he'd been a victim of Mustard gas in WW1. There is NO advantage, and great risk in using chemicals, and nuclear radiation. Neither can be controlled once released, only a total idiot would use nuclear boms, the land cannot never be used, even the "safest" elements used have a 1/2 running into thousands of years.


The incident in Bari was the result of several misunderstandings, which was compounded by a lack of knowledge available to the nursing staff.

A - The Allies had shipped Mustard gas compounds, thinking the Axis powers would use them to safeguard Italy from falling.

B - Thinking the Allies were sending more troops to bolster the fronts in Italy, they bombed what they thought were troop ships.

C - When the gas was released, the doctors had no idea what they were dealing with, one of the first things you do with a burn is cool the skin. However, using water on the chemicals in mustard gas only made things worse for the poor men, many never made it to hospital, either dying for oil in the water, or on their way to hospital suffering extensive burns.

I used to know a lady from Bari years ago

Is there any reason to write again?

 Can my interest in writing be rekindled?

Wild Child
Years ago, I began an adult romance called Wild Child, the original concept was about a lady who had some weird feelings, that her family had kept a secret from her. Though distant, she was trying to reconnect with her sisters, to try to resolve the nagging question.
I later had the idea of a story about a lady who had been in the sex trade deciding to find out who she was, and wanting to find romance as herself, rather than fullfilling the desires of others.
The trouble I have is I have the urge to write, and I have ideas about a short story, but after years of nothing, I keep asking is it worth my time to write again?

Do I favour ladies from any country?

 Beauty in many forms

I have no preference
I don't have a preference for beautiful ladies, I have seen many from all cultures, religions, and ages that I consider beautiful. The trend for US actresses to have plastic surgery is something I abhor, if you are attractive, age makes you better as can be seen with Bollywood actress, Sharmila Tagore, who is in her 80s.
The drawback to cosmetic surgery is over time, the skin changes, but the work often doesn't alter, and can cause weird effects. The worst case scenario was an actress who had her eye shape altered to like a tiger's as her husband was fascinated by big cats.

                                          Would I have plastic surgery?
Even before I knew the problems I have with health issues, I resolved NEVER to have plastic surgery. While there have been some wonderful operations, there have been as many terrible failures, and besides, if you like me, why would you wish me to alter, I am who I am

Beauty from Honolulu

Relic Hunter

                                                           Amazon Prime

I am delighted to be able to view Amazon Prime, there are several series I love watching, they include Relic Hunter with Tia Carrere. This series pre-dates Tomb Raider, and in my estimation is superior.

Nikita and Ballard with Maggie Q, I am waiting for the second series of Ballard to come out later this year.

Not on Prime, but featuring another beautiful lady from Honolulu is NCIS: HawaiÊ»i with Vanessa Lachey.
I have been a fan of NCIS, in all its forms since the start, but the recent revival of the Tony and Ziva, and the new revival of the NCIS  series have no interest for me as did the attempt to do NCIS Origins. It shows how little the producers know about how NCIS began, the show started as a double episode of the series J.A.G.
I feel the same for CSI. When they did the Finale show, that should have been the end, however, like many shows I can mention, producers milk the show or film dry, until it bleeds.

Spider Noir

 Amazon Prime

Film Noir
I am looking forward to watching Spider Noir on Amazon Prime. This may appear odd as I haven't seen many Nicholas Cage films, not by choice,I haven't seen many films: and I have not seen any of the Spiderman films. Why would I wish to see it then? I am a big fan of Film Noir movies. I have to locate a Noir with Steve Martin in that I bought some years ago, called Dead men don't wear Plaid.

The end of days

 Amazon Prime

Thief
The end of days has a double-meaning for me, in one sense it signifies the end of my friendship / relationship with a friend in Bristol is close (August).
Also for a while, I am giving my Tropico game a rest. I decided to play Thief for a while, as I haven't got the workings of Cities: Skylines ironed out.
Also, I wish to relax from the strain of trying to figure out what my friend wants, by watching Amazon Prime for a while.

Saturday, 30 May 2026

The day the Lord has given us

 Another day and no confirmation

Is Clara in Bristol?
Another week is almost over, and I am still not sure if my friend, Clara, lives in Bristol.
She keeps assuring me  does, she keeps saying she loves, and wishes to turn our friendship into a romantic relationship, but she keeps failing to turn up to dates she asked me for.
She admitted she had been misleading me, and has asked for forgiveness, at the back of my mind is if she has already shown me disrespect, can I truly trust her?
I would like nothing more than our wishes for a happy romance to be true, but that is something I have no control over

Least seen pianists on YouTube

 Margarita Hohenrieder

Classical Music

Watching YouTube music, one of the least viewed pianists is Margarita Hohenrieder, from Germany. She is not as well-known outside Germany as either Marta Argerich, or Khatia Buniatishvili, but an equally brilliant pianist

Who is the only American driver to win the F1 championship?

 It wasn't Mario Andretti

Why do US drivers struggle in F1?
If you consider this question, you will probably get to the wrong answer, the most common answer would be Mario Andretti, but that is incorrect. Andretti was a naturalised American, but he was born in Motovun, Croatio.
The correct answer is Phil Hill, the answer depends on the place where the driver was born, not if he became naturalised.

US drivers struggle in Europe because the tracks are more technically demanding than the long tracks in the USA. This is also the reason drivers from Europe do well in NASCAR. They are used to the more demanding tracks

Vietnam

 The Buddhist Connection

A growing Roman Catholic following
The blog has a very stong Roman Catholic following in both Singapore, and Vietnam. This gives me the idea, perhaps I should write a story with a Catholic theme.
I have said for a long time, the Catholic faith is the correct faith, how can the Church of England worship the Son of God, but ignore the Mother of the Christ?

The Buddhist Connection

 A Popular Blog with readers in Singapore

I was asked if I was a Buddhist
A short time ago, someone online asked if I was a Buddhist, as I said I wouldn't kill the spider in my room. I don't see the reason to kill an insect, especially as she stays at the top of the room, and I am on the ground.
This would explain the growing popularity of my blog with readers in Singapore.
I have also been asked if I am a Jew, as I share some of their beliefs.
I consider both as a compliment.
At this rate, I may get asked, again, if I am a Nazi, as Germany is the second largest group. I can't foretell where, or why any area reads my blog

Aftershock

 Its a hot Saturn's Day 

My Fantasy 
After an early morning discussion over our friendship / relationship status, and my concerns about us. My friend, Clara, and I have decided we're going ahead together as a couple.
This is one of my fantasies. Clara, is a very attractive, to me, mature friend, who has said she wants to be my lover. As the decision is Clara's, I am pleased to be able to please her, I would not have asked

Would I consider sex with a young lady?

 It depends

Clara - my love
This is not an easy question to answer, there are many factors to consider.
My first reply is it depends on the young lady's age.
If she asks, it is a matter of discussion, I would not ask.
At the moment, my answer would be no. I am trying to build a relationship, with a friend in Bristol who is fond of me. 
If this fails to come to fruition, I will revert to reply one, it is up to the lady, at the age of 70, I would not ask a young lady. However, I know young ladies do prefer older men as we are more considerate lovers.

Would I have another relationship?

 It depends

Romance in Whitchurch
Unlike the previous question, the answer is yes I would have another serious relationship. However, like the previous it was not me asking for the relationship, my friend, Clara, approached me. We are going through a rough patch, but our growing affection is keeping us together.
While our friendship is close, it is a long way from being intimate, the time for that is for Clara to decide.

Would I remarry?

  It depends

Who is asking?
This is not an easy question for me to answer.
The answer depends lies in two parts.

First, at my age, I wouldn't propose, not only because of my wife's memory, I know shw would wish for my remaining years to be happy. At 70, I think it would be unfair on the lady, at the most I expect to live 10 years.
If a lady raised the proposition, this is a situation we would need to explore fully, again for my age, and how long my life expectancy could be. In this scenario, the choice is the lady's.

Friday, 29 May 2026

Freya's Day is almost over

 I ignored the omens

Clara - my love
This morning, I had a feeling something would go wrong, and derail my meeting with my friend in Whitchurch, Bristol, and it did. Her daughter was ill, it happens a lot in changeable weather.
If I didn't like Clara so much, by now, I would have ended our friendship, this is the 14th canecelled date for us.
Clara says she wants to change my view from a friendship to a romantic relationship, I keep tellling her, the first step is to meet

Alan Place - Mature Model

What could i do on Only Fans? 

Mature Model
I don't know if I should feel honoured, or amused, that several sex sites asked if I was interested in becoming a mature model.
I am not a prude, but the thought of doing it online, is a little queezy for me.
The only lady who may see what I can do to arouse her is my friend, Clara, in Bristol, if she wishes.
I have been offered sex many times by young ladies online, but not accepted the invitations, as they were younger than my youngest daughter (31). To some men, this would be a thrill, not me, if their mothers asked, that would be different, ladies over 50 in the Bristol area, are a possible romance waiting to happen

What could i do on Only Fans?

 Mature Model

Alan Place - sex toy
Not that I would take the Only Fans offers up, but it does raise the question, what do young ladies see in me, at 70?
I have been approached by other sites seeking mature models.
For now, my attention is on rebuilding a friendship with my lady friend in Bristol, we have a strong bond, otherwise our setbacks would have fractured the friendship, however, she knows she has until August to prove her love for me.

Alan Place - Nature Lover

 Nature Lovers

Samsung Health Awareness
Though I didn't meet my friend in Whitchurch, Bristol, this afternoon, the walk out was pleasant, very different to Monday, when the humidity was so low I couldn't breathe.
The main advantage to the walk is I get the opportunity to be close to nature, I can listen to the birds, and see the bees collecting pollen, as well as the journey allows me to view birds along a river near my house in Hartcliffe.
Today's walk was humerous, I took a longer route, yet because my Samsung Health app didn't fully function, apparently, I took fewer steps 😃

9 1/2 weeks

 Kim Bassinger

Margaret Whitton
While Kim Bassinger is the lead in 9 1/2 weeks, there is an actress, Margaret Whitton, I find more appealing. Ms Whitton is the lady manager in the Charlie Sheen comedy, Major League.
This afternoon, I reminded my friend in Bristol, though August appears far away, it is only 9 1/2 weeks away.
I shocked her today, I told her that instead of being a top level friend, her action have left her on the bottom of the barrel, in my estimation, a hard place to get away from. The possibility of changing a friendship into a romance are getting further away each time she refuses to meet me

Are the Omens bad for today?

 The Omens were there

Am I in a relationship?
In a few minutes, I shall be on my way to hopefully meet my friend, Clara, at Asda, Whitchurch.
I say "hopefully" as she has asked me to go and see her over a dozen times, and never turned up, that is what I expect to happen today. Anyway, I have to do some shopping, and I need the exercise for my Samsung Health calculator.
I am getting wary of bad omens, my shoelace snapped, it could be because the shoe is around 5 years old, and the strain caused it to snap. Also, it started to rain for the first time this week, bad timing, or an Omen?

Thursday, 28 May 2026

The Only Fans Effect

 The UK leads the reader chart

Alan Place - Sex Object?
People often will tell you that Sex sells, while sex has not sold any of my eBook content.It has enhanced both my old blod, and the new one, today thanks to Only Fans, the UK has topped the readers chart.
I haven;t written any stories with a high sex content, perhaps.I should consider the option. When I put Sexual Explosions as a blog, the story got over 3,000 readers in one month, my best blog I wrote.

A quick way to get blocked

 Apple Gift Card

                                                  Young ladies online

A few minutes ago, I blocked another young lady on What'sApp, she had only contacted me a few hours ago, but she broke the Golden Rule, she asked for an Apple Gift Card.
I blocked a lady on Zangi a month ago for asking for money for a dress, it was a shame, as she was v attractive

Do they get bored?

 Classical Music

                                                                        Khatia Buniatishvili

Few people consider the lives of popular music performers, until either the group breaks up like Abba, or the performer as Sabine Meyer decides to retire. A good example is Marta Argerich, who is 81 this year, she has been a classical pianist since the mid-60s.
They may go to various venues, but often they play the same tunes, they do get paid, but it must be draining, when the only variation is the order of the tunes, or songs

Trending on Only Fans

Alan Place 

I didn't believe it
For some reason, beyond my reasoning, this week, I have become a Trend on Only Fans.
I have had several offers to work for the site as a mature model.
I am flattered, and at the same time, I am mystyfied. I am 70 in October, disabled, and a widower.
What can any young lady see in me?

YES
I know you can earn a lot of money on the site.
I can't deny it would come in useful.
I am flattered by the attention I have raised.
NO
I am not an exhibitionist.
I never thought of myself as attractive to ladies.
I wouldn't do it, I have a close friend in Bristol, and I don't wish to upset her.
My private section is only for my friend's eyes, if she chooses, either on WhatsApp, or in person


It is Freya's Day tomorrow

 Will we meet?

Clara - my love
Tomorrow is Friday, Freya's Day, the day I am set to meet Clara, my friend in Bristol, to try to turn our close online friendship into a romantic relationship.
I would like to think this time the Omens are with us, but only they know the answer.
I have got into the habit of not expecting Clara to turn up, that way, if she cannot make the date, I am not too disappointed. One day, the Omens permitting, I hope we shall meet, our online connection is very close

How many countries have you had sex in?

 Alan Place - Sex Object?

                                                                      Alberta

I have had sex in two countries, England and Canada.

I have sex in several counties /states.

Alberta, North Somerset, Bristol, Wiltshire, Hampshire, Kent, and Somerset.

Other than Clevedon,Bath, and Gosport, I enjoed most of the encounters, even if it was NSA sex (no strings attached).

I had several meetings with ladies which were total failures, notably in Redditch, Warwickshire, and Catford, London

What links Bergerac to Midsomer Murders?

 John Nettles

                                                      Annette Badland

In the last few series of Midsomer Murders featuring John Nettles, two of the cast were reunited for the first time in decades.
John Nettles, and Annette Badland played together in the early series of Bergerac, for the first series, Annette played his secretary

Only Fans Offer

 Clara- my love 

Romance in Whitchurch
A  few minutes ago, I was offered the possibility of being on Only Fans, this offer came from the head of the mature section of the site.
While I am honoured, she thinks I'd make a good model, it is not my style. I am not a prude, I have nothing against either the girls, or how they earn their money.
There is one lady in my life, who will get that pleasure, if she wishes, my friend Clara, in Bristol. This is the reason, I turned down the offers for sex with young ladies, and members of the LGBT+ community


I am losing control of my life

 Clara - my love

Coffee
I have been awake for fours hours, and I have been so busy chatting on WhatsApp with my friend, Clara, in Bristol, and wriitng on my blog. I have yet to have my first cuop of coffee đŸ˜±đŸ˜±

Do young ladies find me attractive?

Older men are sensitive

                                                       The Appeal of Older men

If I get approached by a young lady on Twitter, Zangi, Signal, Telegram, or WhatsApp, my first question is usually, what drew you to my profile?
The usual reply is you have an interesting image. 
When I ask, what attracts a young lady like you, to a man old enough to be your father, I get the reply, older men are more sensitive. For my part this is true, I get my arousal by arousing the lady I am with.

I am a multi-dimensional person

 Sex chat

Only Fans
There are several reasons why I didn't take up the offers from young ladies on Only Fans, to add interest to their Adult Content.
One is i am not interested in young ladies, young enough to be my daughter.
Another reason is that while I have a vivid imagination, and can write erotica, to write only sex stories is hard, and there's more to me than my sex appeal

The #sex tag

 Adult content

An Amusing Comparison
Compared to some users on Twitter, my posts marked for Adult Conttent could be questioned.
I rarely, if ever, post anything sexual, yet sometimes, I use the #sex tag, to gain readers curiousity.
The only slightly sexual items I post are for my sexy friend in Whitchuch, Bristol, duriing our chats on WhatsApp,and these are NOT openly sexual, as I respect my friend.

It is Thor;s day

 Thank you Thor

Feel the Breeze
At 2:00 this morning, the air was so humind it was hard to breathe, then Thor took charge, and a lightning flash, followed by a quick rainfall, cleared the air.
At the time of the thunder, I was watching YouTube, as I couldn't sleep.

Wednesday, 27 May 2026

A Fast Food Franchise on Tropico

 Tropico 5

                                                                      Romance in Tropico

One of my favourite sections in Tropico 5 is setting up a fast food franchise. This is a daunting task, as you require energy to provide electricity for the burger joints. The task is not easy as there is a massive area of rock across the centre of the island, which means you need a series of substations for a good electric supply.
I am hoping my friendship with a lady in Bristol will turn from a friendship to a romance this week, the key to this is that she turns up to our meeting

A Scientific Puzzle

Asda in Whitchurch

Icy water
At the beginning of the week, I took one of my weekly walks to Asda, Whitchurch, Bristol. Partially for the exercise, and partially for some food shopping.
As it was hot, I took a bottle of chilled water with me. On my return, I noticed my shoulder bag was far lighter than on the way out, I wondered why this was? Then, I realised, the ice had melted back into water.
The humidity is so high, I almost didn't make it to my house in Hartcliffe, though the walk is only 3 miles. These walks have helped my health a great deal

History's Forgotten People

 Some of my YouTube Favourites channels

Art or Truth?
I often wonder when watching documentaries like these, how close are they to the truth?
Why do I find them questionable?
I have watched many of these videos, and no matter which era in history, the majority of the ladies, are to me, attractive.
I know portraying someone as unattractive is likely to turn people off your channel on YouTube, still you have to wonder about medieval beauty?
Whether from France, Norway, Ireland, Germany or Italy, all the ladies are appealing

BBW ladies can be attractive

 50+ ladies in the Bristol area

Connecting on WhatsApp
The easiest way to get to know me is via my WhatsApp link
In the general wotld of online chat, I don't give out much information, for obvious reasons.
On WhatsApp, we can have a more personal chat.
I have been told by several ladies over the years, they feel safe chatting to me, mainly because I am respectful, considerate, and talk little about sex, unless the lady chooses.
I have no preference for the ladies I like, though I do like some BBW Ladies, I have nothing against thinner ladies, but it is better to have a lady to cuddle. To me sex is a three-stage event

Actions speak Louder than Words

 Romance in Whitchurch?

August Deadline
My lady friend in Whitchurch, Bristol, is a classic case of the adage, "Actions speak Louder than Words."
For several weeks, she has said she wants to meet me, she has stated in our WhatsApp chats that she wishes to form a serious romantic relationship with me.
She has said she wishes to be intimate with me, very much.
Yet, every time we arrange a meeting, she has an excuse to not arrive. Some are legitimate, but by her admission, she has lied to me.
If she was serious, she would have made the effort to meet me, not keep stalling. I know how easy it is to write a romance, my short story - Sexual Explosions - once had over 3,000 readers in a month.
In the beginning, I was keen to meet Clara, has time has passed, and she keeps refusing to meet, I have grown cold, which is why I gave her an August Deadline, before I terminate the friendship.
I had given her a July deadline, but she hurt her foot, so I allowed her a little time for recovery.

Tuesday, 26 May 2026

Time Out

 Samsung Health Awareness 

Housebound
I am very pleased with how my health has improved over the time I have been monitoring it using Samsung Health. In two months, I have advanced from 5,860 steps to over 7,500.
However, I now need to take a time-out, for several reasons, I found the lack of humidity in the air yesterday made breathing extremely hard for me, as I have a malformed lung.
Also, I noticed this morning, my right ankle is sore, this meansI need to take an elongated rest, to ease the tendon, or I could be housebound until August, if the tendon snapped as did my left Achilles tendon, in 2011.
Another factor is the continuing strain of my struggling friendship with a lady in Bristol, who "claims" to love me, and wish to meet me, but always fails to turn up to dates she has asked for.

I am losing my Battle against the Dragon

 Did I have a relationship?

Fighting the Dragon
For months, I have been fighting the urge to drown the sorrows of a failed friendship / relationship with a large dose of the vodka I have in my house.
The thing which kept me in check was the possible romance with a lady in Bristol, who I thought was serious about me, now my doubts are reaching a dangerous stage, as she admitted she was telling lies about why she kept not turning up to dates, she had asked for.
She kept saying we were in a relationship, I kept saying to me, it is a friendship as we have not met.
While I accept her reasons for not turning up, why did she feel she had to show me disrespect by telling lies, this casts doubts on what may, or may not happen, in the next two months. After August, if we have not met, everything is closed

Can the friendship last?

 Beating the Retreat

Did I have a relationship?
The answer to what could be seen as a simple question, lies in two parts. Lies is an irony, as the root of my doubts is a series of lies I was told by a friend in Bristol.
I have been trying my best to meet a lady in Whitchurch, Bristol as it is not far from my home in Hartcliffe. On numerous occassions, many at HER REQUEST, I have gone to Asda to meet her, only to be told she cannot make the meeting. I had suspected she had been felling lies for a long time, last week she addmitted it. Her reason, if I am to believe it, is she didn't feel she could meet me. I said why didn't you say so, I would have understood.
Perhaps the question should not be can the friendship last, but do I wish it to last? 
After all, she showed me disrespect by not being honest, can you start a romance on that basis?

Beating the Retreat

 Did I have a relationship?

                                                            I am NOT seeking romance

As my friendship with a lady in Bristol cools, I decided not seek romance again.
If any ladies over 50, in the Bristol area, ask to meet me, I will take their requests seriously. To me, it is obvious the lady I was supposed to be in a relationship with, has little, if any, in meeting me. The unofficial "relationship" status is her idea. She says we're in a relationship, I don't agree, as after three months, we have not met, and all I have had is a series of excuses why she couldn't turn up to dates SHE asked for.

Did I have a relationship?

Romance in Whitchurch? 

                                             The Omens were there

The answer depends on what type of relationship.
A Business relationship, certainly, I was helping my friend with a little money.
A Romantic relationship, in her books, yes. In my books, NO.
After three months, we are still to meet, and I doubt we will, as she keeps finding excuses not to meet.
I had suspected she didn't want to meet, despite her please that she did, for several weeks. Mainly because she "claimed" her car kept needing repairs. I used to do car repairs on my car, so I know how a car works. A couple of months ago, I said I wouldn't be available for some weeks, as I needed space to think, her reaction was to plead me to return. I wasn't really in the mood at the time, but like a romantic fool, I gave her another chance, and what happened, another excuse.
Last week, she admitted, to put it politely, she had been misleading me about her reasons for not meeting. She said she didn't think the time was right for her, so I said, if you'd told me that I would have understood.
In the beginning, I put the long gaps between messages to her job, now I am not so certain, as the gaps are getting longer, even at night.
In short, I don't think this friendship will last beyond August.

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