The case for Muslim stupidity

 True stories

What you are about to read may appear insane, yet, the incidents did happen as I am writing the story.

Episode 1

Many years ago, a Muslim hacker decided to hack a travel site called Travelwest, thinking all airlines in the west used ONE site; laughable yes, how inane is that?

Who are Travelwest?

Travelwest is a Bristol based bus company which is unknown to around 90% of the residents of Bristol, the impact on travel in the city was so minimal we didn't know it had happened.

Episode 2

Several years ago, a Muslim girl with a Law Degree decided to take Nestle' to court as her Topic bar had no hazel nuts in. Anyone else would have laughed, and said, "I got a free Mars bar now."

When you go to court, you are required to go via the Crown Protection Services, these are judges who judge the value of a case before sending it to court. If I had been the judge in the case, I would have agreed to send the case up, purely for insanity of it. I would hate to estimate how many bars of chocolate Nestle' produce in an hour, yes, you are certain to get some with no nuts it is inevitable. A better case would have been to go to court having found nuts in a bar you thought had none. It does make you wonder about her benefactors; going through college, and university to earn a degree is hard, and expensive.

Episode 3

This happened a few days ago on Facebook. There is a video online of a tornado ripping through some farms, most people know the main cause of these is the mass growing of wheat in the mid-USA during the 1920's which entailed levelling the ground, and massive soil erosion, to the stage where a small wind quickly becomes a fast swirling mass. Some ignorant Muslim had put this down to "The power of Allah," it has nothing to do with any religion.