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Monday, 31 August 2026

Shadow of the Thin Man

 I am a shadow of my former self

The Thin man

Myrna Loy
I am a shadow of my former self, partially from a different style of cooking, and partially from a limpoma on my neck.
I am not bothered, I was overweight before, and being lighter means I am not such an issue for my friend, Svitlana, in Didcot, Oxfordshire to cope with.

Interest from Sloane Crosley

 More books raising interest

Interest in my Writing

The Chronicles of Mark Johnson
Among the stories which are gathering interest is my Award Winning eBook short story selection, The Chronicles of Mark Johnson.
This week Sloane Crosley asked a question I had been asked many times, how much of your character is based on yourself?
The truth is quite a lot, that is probably why Mark feels so real, I put a lot of my personality into him, most notably our distain for the cult of the celebrity.
At the moment, the story is not for sale, as I closed my Draft2Digital page, it never made money. The selection earned an an award in 2012, but never sold. My friend who died last year, asked if she could refine the few errors in editing the story, that began a 13-year friendship.
I planned to re-edit the story, but thought better

Are you a fan of zombies?

 Indian Mythology

Betaal

The Appeal of my eBook - The Awakening
My Amazon page
Both of these eBooks about Indian Mythology are available on my Amazon page. Betaal is about a cave which hid a zombie horde, and was opened by ambitious politicians who ignored an ancient curse. 
The Awakening is a modern romance about religion, science, and politics

F.B.I. v Alan Place

 I got accused of being a scammer

Alan Place - Noir Writer

                                                                        It is a joke

Twice I was accused of being a scammer by young ladies online, both times I made the person look like a fool.
The first person was a young lady from San Diego, who said she was studying to be a nurse, in a university in Canada. I thought this odd, but not unusual, as many foreign students study where there are courses.
We'd been chatting for about two months, when she asked for $100 to pay for a flight home to see her mother, during half-term. When I refused, she said she'd report me to the F.B.I. as a scamer.
This was beyond ridiculous, I had to point out as I am in the UK, the F.B.I. has no authority to investigate me, unless I enter the USA. I then pointed out, they would have to get authority from the Police in the UK to proceed. This was assuming she could get the F.B.I. to take the case, as the ammount was so small, finally, I pointed out they would check our chat, to find she's been asking me for the money. After that, she backed down, and our chats dried up.
The second time was when a person said she'd report me as a scammer for not answering her video call, I pointed out I don't reply to people I don't know, and said, "If you do report me, they'll see, you asked me for the money as 10 minutes ago, I didn't know of you." Again, that was the end of the matter.

Saturday, 29 August 2026

What could I have been?

 Alan Place - Noir Writer

I am an Award Winning Writer

                                                 Alan Place - Multi-Genre Writer

The two questions I get asked the most are what do I write, and what do I prefer to write?

The first question is best answered, what won't I write, as my writing covered most genre categories.

The two I areas I enjoy writing the most are Noir Crime, and Gothic. I enjoy the dark areas on Noir, where a person can do the wrong thing for the right reason.

I like Gothic, as I prefer old-style horror stories from the Victorian era.

Advent Calenders

 Happy Birthday

October 18th

My birthday present
I get amused by people selling Advent Calenders around my birthday, in mid-October, but to start selling them in September is ridiculous, I appreciate cat calenders are a huge selling point, but really, Advent Calenders in September?

Friday, 28 August 2026

Lost

 British Gas Dilemma

Svitlana's worries

The Monkey on my back
Because British Gas have turned a 10-day wait for my refund, into a month-long wait, I have no money for food, or to stay in contact with my friend, Svitlana in Oxfordshire.
I am also waiting for a debt to be repaid, however, I am not holding my breath for that payment.
I have told Svitlana, she has nothing to worry over, I am not ignoring her, and chatting to other ladies

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