Why did I add my Profile to Mature Dating sites?

I wasn't seeking Sex

 Mature Dating

The main reason I added my profile to two Mature Dating sites, had nothing to do with seeking sex with a granny, as it turned out two mature ladies have enquired about the possibility of meeting to make love.

The main reason for adding my profile is the same reason I came online decades ago, to find out if ladies like me, as I have low self-esteem, and don't consider myself attractive to ladies.

The other reason is a lady who "claims" to live near me, in Bristol, keeps making excuses not to meet me on dates she asked for, she has shown me disrespect by telling lies for months. I did find her reason, but that didn't change anything, if she had been honest, I could have accepted her reason. She keeps telling me how handsome she thinks I am, and how much she loves me, and wishes to turn our friendship into a relationship, but refuses to meet me.

So, I decided to see how other ladies see me, to my suprise i was innundated by requests to meet older ladies.

World Cup 2026

 I am out of touch

Pepsi packing

For several days, I wondered why the packing on the Pepsi cans I ordered looked like Panda bears?

It didn't dawn on me, the black and white patches are footballs as I have no interest in the World Cup

The Compliments keep coming

Alan Place- Short Story Writer 

The Fantasy Writer

A few minutes ago, a fantasy writer in the USA complimented one of my short story collection, then said he wished me all the best in my writing.

I had to inform him, I stopped writing years ago, the compliments are nice, and I am grateful for them, but they came too late to save me as a writer, a decade ago, they would have given me some hope

I could earn a fortune in the USA

 Granny Sex 

Alan Place  - Award Winnning Author

That is no ideal claim, as I rarely drink anything stronger than coffee, I would be the ideal Designated Driver, the majority of my eBooks have sold in the USA, so the possibility of a writing contract may be high.

A lady on Twitter, last night, said she thought I was American. This is not knew, I've been told that many times over the years, the reason is as most of my sales are in the USA, I write in a style they can accept. I was told by a friend in Israel, several years ago, I think like a Jew.

Recently, I have discovered there are many grannies in the USA who would like to meet me, what a shame I am in the UK

Grannies Friend

 Granny Sex 

Sex in the 70s 

This month, to my delight, I have been offered the possibility of sex with two grannies, not at the same time.

One lady "claims" to live in Bristol, but as she keeps refusing to meet me, I have my doubts on this subject, Clara is younger than me as she is 57. The other lady, Svitlana, lives in Oxfordshire, and is a couple years older than me at 74. Though Oxfordshire is 100 miles away, it is easy to reach by train, I'd rather travel 100 miles knowing I will meet the lady, than 3 miles thinking she'll give me another excuse. Clara knows I don't trust her, and she is on borrowed time as August is getting closer.

I also have the offer of sex with a young lady in her 30s from Taunton, Somerset, who visits friends in Bedminster each weekend.

I only met Svitlana as I was exploring, for my benefit, the opinion of ladies on how they see me, as I never considered myself attractive

Granny Sex

 Sex in the 70s 

It would appear that on several Granny Dating Sites, I have become a catch.

I have had offers of sex from several ladies my age (70), and from some in the age range (57 - 75) I am interested in.

I put my profile on two sites, to clarify something to myself, as I am going through a rough patch with a lady in Bristol, I wanted to see if ladies do find me attractive.

Who's to blame?

 Cheats do win

Why cheat?

In the case of most sports, the players are the last people to blame for cheating, why?

Nobody with sense would risk being caught, unless they thought someone higher up the chain had their back, this goes from Mohammed Ali cheating to beat Henry Cooper, in a fight Angelo Dundee admitted to fixing, to the DeflateGate Superbowl.

Big as Deflate was, it was far from the largest, that happened way back in 1987 and concerned the SMU Mustangs. Though the team itself was small, the impact on the division it was in was huge, and it rocked the NFL for a decade, as the college was banned from playing its home games in Dallas for five years, and had no TV coverage.

The impact it had on the NFL was that it restricted the players available to be drafted for those years.