Sex with Alan

 Alan Place - Sex Object?

Alan Place - sex toy

By adding my profile to two Mature Dating Apps, I created a scenarion I never imagined.

To understand the dilemna, one must understand the reasons behind my decison to add my name to the sites. I am trying, after several months, to meet a lady who "claims" to live close to me in Bristol.

Each meeting we plan, she has an excuse not to be there, so my thoughts turned to do mature ladies find me attractive?

I added my profile, and to my suprise, many ladies do find me attractive, and some have offered to have sex with me.

As it stands, until August, I will remain loyal to the lady in Bristol, after that I have a friend in Didcot, who is wishing to meet me.

Shameless Self Promotion

 Why don't I Praise myself?

Alan Place - Award Winning Author

I used to be asked, why don't you praise your writing more?

I could do, after all I have earned three awards for my short stories, and was awarded another this month, ironically, for a book which was not mine, but I was part of a group of writers, who wrote a charity book for children.

The story on this post has garnered a lot of interest among publishers, unfortunately, I can't afford the minimum ammount for publicity.

I don't brag about my few successes, the only time I did, several writer friends in the USA stopped chatting to me, the irony is they had contracts, and qualifications, all I have is a vivid imagination, and the ability to write an engrossing story.

In short, I don't praise myself as I don't class self-praise as praise.

Why do i support CND?

 Nuclear Energy is NOT safe

S.A.L.T.

My stance on CND has not changed since my teens, no matter whether the Consevative Party, ot the Labour Party are in power, I am ardently anti-nuclear.

Since the 60s, yes that far back, there is a list of incidents, not all publicised of nuclear accidents. No ammont of theory will convince me, an element with a half-life that goes into thousands of years is safe.

A half-life is the ammount of time it takes for half of the element to be deemed "safe," what about the other half? 

The big ones such as Three Mile Island, Windscale, and Chernobyl are highlighted in our memories.

In the 60's there was almost a nuclear accident at RAF Leakenheath, when a USAAF bomber carrying bombs hit a shelter containing nuclear bombs, fortunately, the bombs were unnarmed at the time. 

There have been numerous incidents, which being minor didn't get reported, or in the case of Russia got silenced. In the mid-80s, I picked up a report from Kyev of an incident involving two trains carrying nuclear waste.

You may ask, why I omitted the Fukushima nuclear accident?

The reason is I am not sure it was an accident, the war between China and Japan still goes on, as do the wars with India and Pakistan.

You could call me a conpiracy monger, but wait?

Japan's economy is based on the sea, what better way to cripple an old enemy than to starve them, recall the Atlantic convoys of WW2, when Germany almost starved the UK into submission.

It is weird that not long before this incident COVID was released, at a time when Japan was geared for the Olympics, now do you think I am a conspiracymonger?

S.A.L.T.

 Angelina Jolie

Emma Suarez

Some people will think the post is about the little-known Angelina Jolie movie, most will think it is about the chemical element. In some ways, it is connected with chemistry, but not in the way you think.

S.A.L.T. is the acroynm for Strategic Arms Limitation Talks, in the 1970's, the USA and Russia came to the table to talk relative peace terms, they realised that unless they stood down the arms race would lead to M.A.D., not the comic, but Mutally Agreed Destruction. In the words of India Gandhi, Prime Minister of India, at the time. "You cannot shake hands with a closed fist."

You may wonder what this has to do with the image on the post?

La Zona is a film from Spain, featuring Emma Suarez, about a plot to hide news of a nuclear accident

Soviet Stupidity

 The doorway to Hell

Never forget the Science 

In 1971, in a bid to win the war, for the deepest drilling, with the USA, scientists from Russia dug a hole so deep it became known as the Doorway to Hell, for several reasons.

They forgot the basics of Science, they didn't take into consideration the further from the support, they greater the sway. Try holding a ruler at arm's length, and note the ammount of sway.

So, they didn't only FAIL to beat the record, because of the depth of the drill it snapped. Now, you have bits of broken drill so deep they can never be retrieved.

To add to the level of stupidity, without knowing what was in the pit, they throw a flare down. The pit was a Sulphur deposit. You now have a burning sulphur pit exposed to air, that glows so hot, it can be seen from space. In one way, they did win, they created a disaster far greater than the fire in Centralia, Pennsylvania. Centralia could burn out, as it is underground, the one the Russians created in Turkestan won't burn out.

The Complete Alan

 Alan Place 

I never considered myself attactive to ladies

Mature Dating

Since I aded my profile to two Mature Dating Apps, I have been engulfed by mature ladies wishing to meet me. Several have made sexual advances to me.

Before I consider the possibility, the question I ask is when did you decide you wished for sex with me? To my suprise, the most frequent reply is as soon as I saw your photograph.

I never push my appeal to ladies, I leave the choice to them. Also, I am happy to let them decide when, or if we make love, and what we do. I get my arousal seeing the lady I am with aroused.

PTSD

 Something I never considered 

Nightmares 

 Nine years ago, our house involved in a fire. For several years, i had recurring dreams of what could have happened, if i hadn't stood my ground about the flooring. The surveyors of Bristol City Council were certain the flooring was done the old way, with small pieces of wood, as my father worked for George Wimpey & Co for 0ver 25 years, I knew this style of flooring went out in the 70s, in favour of the Swedish way of building with sheets.

As the heating pipes had to be placed out of the flooring, when the fire happened, the pipes split in the heat.

I had not considered my recurring dreams were the result of PTSD, until a man online told me.