Are the Omens bad for today?

 The Omens were there

Am I in a relationship?

In a few minutes, I shall be on my way to hopefully meet my friend, Clara, at Asda, Whitchurch.

I say "hopefully" as she has asked me to go and see her over a dozen times, and never turned up, that is what I expect to happen today. Anyway, I have to do some shopping, and I need the exercise for my Samsung Health calculator.

I am getting wary of bad omens, my shoelace snapped, it could be because the shoe is around 5 years old, and the strain caused it to snap. Also, it started to rain for the first time this week, bad timing, or an Omen?

The Only Fans Effect

 The UK leads the reader chart

Alan Place - Sex Object?

People often will tell you that Sex sells, while sex has not sold any of my eBook content.It has enhanced both my old blod, and the new one, today thanks to Only Fans, the UK has topped the readers chart.

I haven;t written any stories with a high sex content, perhaps.I should consider the option. When I put Sexual Explosions as a blog, the story got over 3,000 readers in one month, my best blog I wrote.

A quick way to get blocked

 Apple Gift Card

                                                  Young ladies online

A few minutes ago, I blocked another young lady on What'sApp, she had only contacted me a few hours ago, but she broke the Golden Rule, she asked for an Apple Gift Card.

I blocked a lady on Zangi a month ago for asking for money for a dress, it was a shame, as she was v attractive

Do they get bored?

 Classical Music

                                                                        Khatia Buniatishvili

Few people consider the lives of popular music performers, until either the group breaks up like Abba, or the performer as Sabine Meyer decides to retire. A good example is Marta Argerich, who is 81 this year, she has been a classical pianist since the mid-60s.

They may go to various venues, but often they play the same tunes, they do get paid, but it must be draining, when the only variation is the order of the tunes, or songs

Trending on Only Fans

Alan Place 

I didn't believe it

For some reason, beyond my reasoning, this week, I have become a Trend on Only Fans.

I have had several offers to work for the site as a mature model.

I am flattered, and at the same time, I am mystyfied. I am 70 in October, disabled, and a widower.

What can any young lady see in me?

YES

I know you can earn a lot of money on the site.

I can't deny it would come in useful.

I am flattered by the attention I have raised.

NO

I am not an exhibitionist.

I never thought of myself as attractive to ladies.

I wouldn't do it, I have a close friend in Bristol, and I don't wish to upset her.

My private section is only for my friend's eyes, if she chooses, either on WhatsApp, or in person

It is Freya's Day tomorrow

 Will we meet?

Clara - my love

Tomorrow is Friday, Freya's Day, the day I am set to meet Clara, my friend in Bristol, to try to turn our close online friendship into a romantic relationship.

I would like to think this time the Omens are with us, but only they know the answer.

I have got into the habit of not expecting Clara to turn up, that way, if she cannot make the date, I am not too disappointed. One day, the Omens permitting, I hope we shall meet, our online connection is very close

How many countries have you had sex in?

 Alan Place - Sex Object?

                                                                      Alberta

I have had sex in two countries, England and Canada.

I have sex in several counties /states.

Alberta, North Somerset, Bristol, Wiltshire, Hampshire, Kent, and Somerset.

Other than Clevedon,Bath, and Gosport, I enjoed most of the encounters, even if it was NSA sex (no strings attached).

I had several meetings with ladies which were total failures, notably in Redditch, Warwickshire, and Catford, London