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Saturday, 4 July 2026

Alan's Harem

 A long time ago

Alan Place - Trendsetter
Though for many years, I had little contact with ladies online, I had a group of friends, who referred to themselves as Alan's Harem. There were about a dozen I was in contact with, mainly in the UK.
With my appearance on Mature Dating Apps in the last month, I have become a trendsetter as many mature ladies are taking a liking to me.
I get offers for sex from ladies of all ages, and nationalities, some are sexually explicit.
I couldn't cope with half of the requests, if I wished to, but I am looking forward to making love to one lady in the UK, my friend, Svitlana

What makes me Desirable?

 Alan at 69

                                                          Alan Place - Fuck Buddy

I didn't seek the attention I am getting both on WhatsApp, and SoulmatesMeet, but for some reason, beyond me, ladies find me attractive.

I get offers of sex almost every day, all I can think is it is a good thing I limit my online profile. I'm struggling with these sites. I can imagine who swamped I'd get if I added Signal, and Zangi, as I had suggested.

I do feel as though I am being hunted at times, some of the ladies want sex, while others are interested in knowing me. I won't deny I feel honoured ladies of all ages find me attractive, and I feel the same for many of them

A misunderstanding

 Sling your hook

Pirates
These days, when somebody says "Sling your hook," they mean go away.
The original meaning was the opposite, in the days of the pirates, the ship's captain would shout to his men, "Sling your hook" as a signal to throw a rope to draw his ship closer to another vessel.

The term "Cut and run" hasn't changed, it still means make a dash for freedom, in the old days, pirates would cut their ropes to free themselves from a ship they attacked

Alan Place - Exclusive Lover

 One-lady man

I am not an exclusive-friend
While Svitlana is my romantic friend, I am by no means exclusive, as I have several ladies I chat to online. They are freinds, no more, as for a romance, Svitlana is the only lady I am serious about.
If Svitlana gets on WhatsApp when we meet, and wishes me to be her exclusive friend, I may consider the idea

Would I re-marry?

 Svitlana

It is the lady's choice
Would I re-marry, this is a subject I have not given any thought to, for several reasons.
My age, I am 70 in October, I wouldn't think it fair on a lady to wish to marry me, for what could be 10 years.
Until recently, I didn't consider myself attractive to ladies, so the issue didn't arise. I know differntly now.
If the matter did arise, I would have to have a serious discussion with the lady, pointing out the possibility of it not lasting. A friend of my my late wife, lost her husband and went on a cruise to get over the loss. On the cruise she met, and fell in love with a widower her age, they married, and both passed away within two years, they were in their early 60s.
If the lady still wished to marry me, that is her choice. I would have no ojection, one she knew the situation.
If you are wondering, I have no plans to re-marry at the moment

Grandfather I'd like to F##K

 Why do Older men make better lovers?

                                                                   Alan Place - Lover

From my appearance on the Mature Dating Apps, it would appear, I have become the male version of a GILF, in this case, a grandfather I'd like to f~~k.
I have had many requests to meet young ladies, the issue is I am old-fashioned, while some men would have no objection to having sex with a young lady, young enough to be their daughter, I do.
I prefer my romantic partner between the ages of 50 - 80. After all, I am 70 in October.
I think it sad, young men don't appreciate young ladies these days. This is why the girls tend to older men, we appreciate ladies, and care for their pleasures if we can

GILF

 Granny Dating

                                              The Allure of the Older Lady

Years ago, I had a friend in Canada, a few years younger than me, who became a granny. At the time, I would happily have made love to her, then things turned sour.
Marge got religion, then became a health freak. In short, she became a hypocrit. She'd go on about how Jesus will come to save us from our sins, and how evil the world has become.

WHOA!!! 
Hold your horses.
Let's run back through her life. Reading this, you would imagine she lives hand-to-mouth on the street, NOTHING could be further from the truth.
She and her husband live in a nice home in Bonneyville, Alberta, they have two cars, she works as a chef in the golf club they are members of. They have a 60-inch TV in the front room, the last I heard, she is selling her paintings, and the kicker is they have a three-person jacuzzi.
Hardly people to say the world is evil, when they have more luxuries than most people.