What could I have been?

 Alan Place - Noir Writer

I am an Award Winning Writer

                                                 Alan Place - Multi-Genre Writer

The two questions I get asked the most are what do I write, and what do I prefer to write?

The first question is best answered, what won't I write, as my writing covered most genre categories.

The two I areas I enjoy writing the most are Noir Crime, and Gothic. I enjoy the dark areas on Noir, where a person can do the wrong thing for the right reason.

I like Gothic, as I prefer old-style horror stories from the Victorian era.

Advent Calenders

 Happy Birthday

October 18th

My birthday present

I get amused by people selling Advent Calenders around my birthday, in mid-October, but to start selling them in September is ridiculous, I appreciate cat calenders are a huge selling point, but really, Advent Calenders in September?

Lost

 British Gas Dilemma

Svitlana's worries

The Monkey on my back

Because British Gas have turned a 10-day wait for my refund, into a month-long wait, I have no money for food, or to stay in contact with my friend, Svitlana in Oxfordshire.

I am also waiting for a debt to be repaid, however, I am not holding my breath for that payment.

I have told Svitlana, she has nothing to worry over, I am not ignoring her, and chatting to other ladies

My lump is a Limpoma

 A lump on my neck

I have a Limpoma

Appointment for my neck lump

 The outcome of my recent hospital visit is the lump on my neck is a Limpoma, that is a fatty mass which can be removed as an out-patient operation taking a few minutes

The Monkey on my back

 Will we meet?

2026

                                          Have I missed chatting to Pamela aka Clara?

If you haven't heard the quote "I have a monkey on my back," it means having something niggling at you all the time, in my case the SCAMMER, Pamela Olsted, who owes me £3,000. I thought I was helping a lady who wished to have a relationship with me, "no fool like an old fool."

IF, BIG if, all goes well, I should get my money this week as her sister has said she'll pay me.

I can't say I missed the chats we had, I was doing the chatting, and PO was only agreeing with me.

Hopefully, once this mess is cleared, I can progress with meeting my friend in Didcot.

2026 was a bust

 The Year of Hell

Cash Shortage

Pamela Olsted

As the final quarter of 2026 approaches, I can say this year has been another year of hell for me. I suffered a cash shortage caused by knowing a scammer called Pamela Olsted, who "claimed" to live not far from me in Bristol. We began an online chat in November 2025, and I ended it in June 2026, I think she hoped for it to end in August, as her birthday is in July.

The only good thing that came out of knowing her is I found ladies do find me attractive, as I added my profile to two dating apps.

NO General Election soon

 Labour Lies

Illegal Immigration

What Labour don't tell you

 The Labour Party will NOT call an election, until they are forced to do so. Andy Burnham will NOT stop illegal immigration, the illegals are now the backbone of the voters for Labour. Starmer and Rayner "took the knee," and bowed to the Muslims, then like Labour does, they deserted them, even the Muslim population despise Labour