When would i get a rest?

  I lost my opportunity to have 7 virgins tonight

                                                        Having a Threesome

There's a flaw in having seven virgins, as there is with most of the teachings of Allah, when does the man get a rest?

Unless he has a threesome once a week, the man gets no rest from having sex each night. That may be a thrill at first, but it soon gets tiring, not that I have had experience of the activity, I was making a judgement on the statistics

I lost my opportunity to have 7 virgins tonight.

 Mature ladies are nore attractive to me

The Allure of the Older Lady

Oh well, I insulted Allah, AGAIN 😝😝, I had a ham sandwhich for my tea tonight LOL.

This does raise the question, what would I want with a virgin, never mind seven, when I prefer an older lady as my lover?