How about these for opening lines?

OMG! Are you for real?

Comments from the USA

I've read the usual commnents from young ladies trying to impress me, and they are like "water off a duck's back." They try to think they are original, but I've read them so many times, I see the formula.

That changed in October, 2025.

Coming out of the depression of losing my wife of 38 years, in January, 2025, I changed from depressive Twitter posts, to slightly more optimistic options, with immediate effect. 

Two weeks before my birthday on the 18th, a lady from Gloucester, who is a history teacher from the USA, sent me a mesage saying "I want to suck your c@@k until you cum in my mouth, then drink you dry." To say I was shocked is putting it mildly, the lady had been watching me for weeks, but made no contact before then. Because of intermittent contact on Telegram, before my account was hacked, I never got to ask had she done it before, or was it only a phrase to get my attention?

Not long after that, another lady from the USA commented "I want to stick your c@@k in my breasts, and squeeze until you cum on them," I found out, she was genuine.

I am not imnune to flattery, from the right lady, but rather than going at it from the off, I prefer to build a relationship based on trust, as I am doing with my friend, Clara, in Redcliffe, Bristol.

OMG! Are you for real?

 Some men get intimidated easily

Influencer?

I can unsedtand why my BFF, Claire  (top) could be seen as intimdating by some men, but I fail to see how grown men can view the young lady from the USA as intimidating, other than in her imagination. I wasn't intimidated by girls with larger breasts than hers, when I was in school

New Frontiers

My Favourite cafe in Bristol

Latino Street Bites

While my blog is reaching new areas such as the Netherlands, Romania, and Poland, on a personal front, I have found both a new cafe, and a new friend in Redcliffe, Bristol.

My friend, Michelle, runs the Latino Street Bites cafe in the undercroft of St. Mary's church from Tuesdays to Fridays

I cannot understand my allure

 Ladies on Twitter

Alan Place - Sex Object?

I will never understand the allure I have among ladies of all ages on Twitter in the last quarter of 2025

Perhaps, that is my charm. As I never considered myself attractive to ladies, I never pushed myself, unlike some men, I rarely, if ever publish a photograph of myself not fuly clothed. The only ladies who seen me partially clothed are two close friends.

What did I do right?

 An Expanding blog

A Big Thank You to my Readers

I had a shock a few minutes ago, as usual, I checked to see how my blog figures are for the day. To my surprise, I had over 1.3K readers today.

I think the success of the blog today is because rather than having the posts telling the readers something, I have been posing a question with the post. By doing this, the reader feels part of the blog, rather than being seen as the subject of a lecture.

Who would you choose?

 Film Noir

                                               The Dockland Murders

Here is an interesting question, who would you choose to play me in a movie?

Here a few clues.

He was an Icon of Film Noir during the late 1940's, until the mid-70's. He died in 1997.

My Christmas 2025 wish list

 Romance in Redcliffe

My main wish is for the swift recovery from an injury for my friend, Clara, who lives in Redcliffe, Bristol. When she recovers, we can begin our romance after several mishaps this month.

My second wish is for the sale of my eBook - A Sailor's Love - if that happens I will get royalties from Draft2Digital for the first time in three years.

A Sailor's Love