The Only Fans Effect

 The UK leads the reader chart

Alan Place - Sex Object?

People often will tell you that Sex sells, while sex has not sold any of my eBook content.It has enhanced both my old blod, and the new one, today thanks to Only Fans, the UK has topped the readers chart.

I haven;t written any stories with a high sex content, perhaps.I should consider the option. When I put Sexual Explosions as a blog, the story got over 3,000 readers in one month, my best blog I wrote.

Actions speak Louder than Words

 Romance in Whitchurch?

August Deadline

My lady friend in Whitchurch, Bristol, is a classic case of the adage, "Actions speak Louder than Words."

For several weeks, she has said she wants to meet me, she has stated in our WhatsApp chats that she wishes to form a serious romantic relationship with me.

She has said she wishes to be intimate with me, very much.

Yet, every time we arrange a meeting, she has an excuse to not arrive. Some are legitimate, but by her admission, she has lied to me.

If she was serious, she would have made the effort to meet me, not keep stalling. I know how easy it is to write a romance, my short story - Sexual Explosions - once had over 3,000 readers in a month.

In the beginning, I was keen to meet Clara, has time has passed, and she keeps refusing to meet, I have grown cold, which is why I gave her an August Deadline, before I terminate the friendship.

I had given her a July deadline, but she hurt her foot, so I allowed her a little time for recovery.

What arouses me?

 An aroused partner

Sexual Explosions

Ladies I have spoken to online are suprised, pleased, and aroused to chat to me, why?

My big turn-on is seeing the lady I am with, aroused. Unlike many men, my pleasure comes from giving pleasure to a lady. In a way it is self-serving, as if I can arouse the lady, she is likely to be more willing to arouse me, and the cycle continues

Why is it hard it answer a simple question?

 Sex  chat sites

Who was Lana Pawcel?

Last night, I was approached on Twitter by two young ladies, one of which wished me to join her on the ONLY FANS site for intimate chat.

She was not unattractive, and I have nothing against the sites, but it isn't really my thing, especially when I hardly know the lady. Yet again, I stopped her in her tracks with a simple question, which none of the ladies who approach me can answer, what do you find interesting about me?

This young lady thought she could entice me by saying she would have to buy a copy of my eBook - A Sailor'sLove - as it sounds arousing, I don't expect any sales.

LANA PAWCEL

The identity of the writer Lana Pawcel was a mystery for a while, and to me, a time of fun.

The fun came years ago, I was writing for a childrens charity book at the time, so to distance my different genres from being connected to my charity work, I created some pen-names, Al Place (detectives) is an obvious link. P.A. Canella - (mysteries) is another of my aliases, but the fun of writing as erotica writer Lana Pawcel came as much from the reaction of one writer I knew as from the writing.

We had been chatting online for weeks, when he asked, are you male or female, talking about Lana?

Considering he is better educated than me, we'd been chatting for some time, and my sense of humour. I was surprised he didn't catch the joke; Lana Pawcel is an anagram of my name - Alan W. Place.

Another funny moment came when a friend in Texas asked me if  would do an online interview in the guise of my character, Mark Johnson, the lead in my awardwinng eBook - The Chronicles of Mark Johnson - we did the interview, and posted it online, what amused us, everyone who read the interview thought it was me talking, not me talking as Mark Johnson. Mark and I share certain traits, but we are different in many ways, the interview was tounge-in-cheek, yet nobody saw that

The Crime I reported

 Sexual Explosions

Freemasons

Though the theme of my short story is romance, the core of the story is about a man reporting a crime which goes unsolved.

The story is based on an event I reported while working for Bristol City Council.

I was cleaning a case on the groind floor, and noticed a Roman figurine was missing. I was not too suspicious, at first as curators sometimes removed items, and forgot to leave a note.

So, I had a talk with my friend, David Dawson, the head of the archeology department,when I saw him, and he told me he had no idea what had happened.

I knew he would raise the topic at the next head of department meeting, so, I left it in his hands,

13 years later, when I left, the crime had not been solved.

I can never prove it, I think the Freemasons covered the crime up. The Police element in the museum are ruthless, and the ethos of the Freemasons is to cover any crime, othe than Treason.

I think reporting the crime was a major reason I never got the promotion everyone thought was mine. If I had been promoted, I would have atteneded security meetings each month, and my questions on this matter would have been recoreded, which would have been an embaraasment for my boss.