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 Granny Dating

                                              The Allure of the Older Lady

Years ago, I had a friend in Canada, a few years younger than me, who became a granny. At the time, I would happily have made love to her, then things turned sour.

Marge got religion, then became a health freak. In short, she became a hypocrit. She'd go on about how Jesus will come to save us from our sins, and how evil the world has become.

WHOA!!! 

Hold your horses.

Let's run back through her life. Reading this, you would imagine she lives hand-to-mouth on the street, NOTHING could be further from the truth.

She and her husband live in a nice home in Bonneyville, Alberta, they have two cars, she works as a chef in the golf club they are members of. They have a 60-inch TV in the front room, the last I heard, she is selling her paintings, and the kicker is they have a three-person jacuzzi.

Hardly people to say the world is evil, when they have more luxuries than most people.